Sales of “Protest-Friendly” Products Fuel Economic Recovery
October 18, 2011 § 2 Comments
SATIRE by HOWIE SWAIM | Reporting from Washington, VA | October 19, 2011
Government officials were encouraged by today’s Department of Labor (DOL) jobs report which indicated the economy was growing at a surprisingly rapid pace.
According to the report, the fastest growing manufacturing companies were those producing Vendatta Masks, Tri-Cornered hats, Sharpies®, loudspeakers, cardboard, and other “protest-friendly” materials. Sales were further buoyed by vastly unanticipated increases in worldwide demand.
Governments across the globe hailed the report as an indication that “We’re on the right track.”