Area Man Convinced Backyard Propane Tanks Are Actually Japanese Mini Subs

September 27, 2011 § 4 Comments

Innocent propane tank or diabolical plot?

By HOWIE SWAIM | Reporting from Washington, VA | September 27, 2011

Area resident, Bob Herman, is convinced that backyard propane tanks are in fact Japanese Mini Subs and warned that a second sneak attack on America is “imminent”.

Speaking at Friday’s Board of Supervisors meeting, the 92-year-old veteran pleaded for an immediate investigation into the matter, stating, “Any fool with a lick of common sense can see these things for what they are!  Just look at ’em!”

Under intense questioning, Mr. Herman stated that each propane tank likely houses “at least three ‘bloodthirsty’ Japs”, whom he suspected were, “armed to the teeth”.

Mr. Herman indicated that he’d spent at least 14 hours a day for the past 12 years observing his propane tank through “a tiny crack” in his living room curtains.

Asked by one Supervisor why he thought that an attack was “imminent”, Mr. Herman shouted, “How stupid are you people?  These Japs have been sitting in those tanks since 1945!  They’re running out of time!”.

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